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I have a PhD in psychics, and used to do nuclear research in psychics. Oscar's Best Threat Actor nominee in 2011, 2018 and 2022

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meow :3

still getting set up on this instance (i have been on fedi since before 2019 you dont need to explain it to me)

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i am actually timothee chalamet

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what's a bird but a word

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he beats his fists against the ghosts and still insists he makes the posts

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it/she, pref for it. ourple

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older than you
trans microceleb
user may toot in spanish or fr without warning
pls dont think im smart i'll cum

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I miss them

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this is not a place of honor. nothing valued is here.

resident librarian and elder emo. i don't have an interesting life but i do watch a lot of movies.

if you follow me because i occasionally make a sincere post, please be aware that i spend most of the time pissposting the worst and most useless thoughts imaginable and that i openly and unironically love terrible things. bless 💖

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most likely a hallucination

basshole of BLOWHOLE
drumb slut of DULL KNIFE

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