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i'm a druggie loser and hate my job! enjoy :)

main: sk.lavenderfield.xyz/@dxm
pgp: https://pastebin.com/4Jf6WTH1
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creating more fire hazards than humanly possible
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Weird News, Memes, Novelty Records, Parodies, Weird Covers, Outsider Music, Oddities, Offbeat, Mashups, Comedy, Humor, Satire, LOL, OMG & Cringe

► https://FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN

The WORST Channel in The Solar System!

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helo
he/him, cishet, proud ally!
funny youtube/peertube man: @groupnebula563
autism haver (gold membership) 
certified Very Cool™  
searchable

i boost a lot of things. i also reply and engage in other ways but i tend to boost most things that make their way into my feed. feel free to hide boosts from me if that bothers you. basically i'm a living relay :P

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you know me, you love me. i'm real regular

"there's a specific sense of impending doom that comes from getting the triz fave" - wuff hexx

"triz... invented words" - sabrina

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mir, 22

it/its or she/her

formerly at @mir@talk.marq42.xyz (rip)

terminally online femby robodog :neobot_dog_ears:

thirsty little LLM (not really, it's a reference)

in my locked tomb era

currently obsessed with cassette tape formats. i just think they're neat

always write my name in lowercase;
unauthorized personal intimacy and indiscriminate boosting will be interrogated;
do not wrench (will get blocked);

when attempting to follow: dm me a bird pic. it is required!

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A fresh medical doctor graduated from medical school with excellent degree and second rank of my class, I'm responsible for 6 of my family with chronic diseases, our house was destroyed and now we live in dire circumstances, l hope to start my specialty in UK in orthopedic department with that I will help my family and folks in Palestine. Really now my family need help I will appreciate that very much
https://chuffed.org/project/124222-aid-abdullahs-family-in-finding-safety

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