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Late 15th century Portuguese admiral and conqueror. Because of some error in God's plan, I am on the Fediverse in 2026.

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[This is a character; Portugal did horrific shit that I condemn. This is a hapless bozo running amok in 2026.]

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Given name. Totally human. Please be nice to me.

I'm Lrrr's roommate. Or, he lives with me. Whatever.

30-something dad. I love loud music, humor, media criticism, and art.

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In the middle like a bird without a beak 🐓 Admin of this here instance 🦖 I have no idea what I'm doing 🦣 he/him 🙆‍♂️

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I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023.

OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY @HG AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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Ndnd the Omicronian

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